Oh, My Dog

Here is an easy way of telling if you are ugly or not: go to a sink in a public bathroom and pretend to wash your hands until someone comes to the sink next to you; look deeply into the mirror at yourself, so you memorize what you look like real good; when someone arrives, shift your gaze onto their mirror and stare deeply at them to memorize what they look like; eventually, you will see that everyone has a lot of nooks and crannies, except for good looking people.