suppatime

There are all kinds of things made for dinner. Pizza is good for you and is good. Play-doh is not good for food. Chicken can be good for you, but if you eat the gizzard you need to tell the chicken a joke while he's eating (before you kill him) so that he can barf up all the glass he swallowed to munch up his food... but if he is eating pizza, you can let him enjoy it first because it is soooo good.

close, but no cigar (don't smoke)

I fool everyone--I'm serious. I think everyone looks at me and says, "hey, that is one guy who is something", but I am really something else.

,but

The sun was shining today like a fireball...but the clouds were covering it. I actually like the rain; to me it...wait a second, I think I already wrote about this :(

the most important thing

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latent function

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ban together

In these times that try mens' souls we need to ban together. And I mean BAN it!

creird and wazy

People think I'm crazy because I'm weird. I say, "everybody's weird." People who smoke are weird AND crazy; but I don't smoke. Now smoking is dangerous and dandy. When I say dangerous I am referring to one's health and it negatively affecting them; when I say dandy...I don't really know why I said that, to tell you the truth, but the dangerous part really shows that to take up smoking would really show lack of consciousness (and when I say that, I mean you're crazy).