faux REALZ

I am constantly catching myself being quite arrogant, or haughty, just like you. I think most people can say with honesty that they, too can be quite arrogant. Lyrical Gangstas are known for being REALLY arrogant.
I often wondered if every time they said, "shoot, daawg" in a song, if it meant that they were lyrically shooting someone (or their lame fighting dog). I suppose that would make them passive-aggressive as well. On the bright side, no one could ever say, "why don't you just come out and say it!!!" It would be totally rad, though if every time a rapping dog said, "thro' mee a BOHNE!!!" they got a bone, because, if you didn't know this already, dogs luuuv bones...and some dogs starve for them, like in Romania and Ukraigneh. (Some countries eat dogs, too, if you didn't know that either.)

Megatight RAP:

EAt dawwwg! Kut me sum slack!
Kuzz if you keep wit it,
I'll b. on yo' back
An' then I will cack juss to make you madd
whilst thou eatest chili in yo' grampah'z plaidd?
WUTT? you say; that bee stingin' yo' ear?
well I gottsomemore fo' ya'll to hear...
But I gots a prob wit bein' too P.-A.
So I juss say to you: Have a nice day!
Peace!