Spanishish Words

Jaliscallo
Pisquitito
plazachio
fallamamia
Califuentores
sponejilla
zarratillisimo
tuequal
ejimotamos
serbacilla
lastopornolisto
anbastocabor

O.K., so. You ever notice when someone starts off with that business of, "o.k., so..."? What does this mean? Are you going to give me bad news? Big news? Sly news??? The worst possible option would be NO news :( because that is such a setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, that WAS an accomplishment. By not writing a single thing for such a long time, I managed to truly create the MOST BORING BLOG! Baccachikkawhoowoww!!

bl*nkety bl*nk bl*nk!

It's really hard to live up to the status of "most boring" blog. Until now, I always was mildly amused by the absurdity I had just put on the internet. However, I just now realized that I had fulfilled the ideal of "most boring" by not writing ANYTHING!

Life's a 'Vich

Think of all the stress in the world...think about it like that white on white painting by Malevich. Then, go buy a blow up world (or a copy of White on White by Malevich). Then punch the world with a big, solid punch, in order to flatten it and thus symbolically get rid of the stress in the world... or it might symbolically represent destroying the world with a large fist from the sky, which might scare you and latently cause you more stress (so, I would actually recommend going with the Malevich painting and just drawing something worthwhile on it).