O.K., so. You ever notice when someone starts off with that business of, "o.k., so..."? What does this mean? Are you going to give me bad news? Big news? Sly news??? The worst possible option would be NO news :( because that is such a setup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, that WAS an accomplishment. By not writing a single thing for such a long time, I managed to truly create the MOST BORING BLOG! Baccachikkawhoowoww!!

bl*nkety bl*nk bl*nk!

It's really hard to live up to the status of "most boring" blog. Until now, I always was mildly amused by the absurdity I had just put on the internet. However, I just now realized that I had fulfilled the ideal of "most boring" by not writing ANYTHING!

Life's a 'Vich

Think of all the stress in the world...think about it like that white on white painting by Malevich. Then, go buy a blow up world (or a copy of White on White by Malevich). Then punch the world with a big, solid punch, in order to flatten it and thus symbolically get rid of the stress in the world... or it might symbolically represent destroying the world with a large fist from the sky, which might scare you and latently cause you more stress (so, I would actually recommend going with the Malevich painting and just drawing something worthwhile on it).

faux REALZ

I am constantly catching myself being quite arrogant, or haughty, just like you. I think most people can say with honesty that they, too can be quite arrogant. Lyrical Gangstas are known for being REALLY arrogant.
I often wondered if every time they said, "shoot, daawg" in a song, if it meant that they were lyrically shooting someone (or their lame fighting dog). I suppose that would make them passive-aggressive as well. On the bright side, no one could ever say, "why don't you just come out and say it!!!" It would be totally rad, though if every time a rapping dog said, "thro' mee a BOHNE!!!" they got a bone, because, if you didn't know this already, dogs luuuv bones...and some dogs starve for them, like in Romania and Ukraigneh. (Some countries eat dogs, too, if you didn't know that either.)

Megatight RAP:

EAt dawwwg! Kut me sum slack!
Kuzz if you keep wit it,
I'll b. on yo' back
An' then I will cack juss to make you madd
whilst thou eatest chili in yo' grampah'z plaidd?
WUTT? you say; that bee stingin' yo' ear?
well I gottsomemore fo' ya'll to hear...
But I gots a prob wit bein' too P.-A.
So I juss say to you: Have a nice day!
Peace!